הומור למבשל הביתי

קצת הפוגה מענייני טעימות, שתיה וכו'. קצת הומור למבשל הביתי, מה רע?

לא שחסר בדיחות או קטעים הומוריסטיים כאלו או אחרים על מבשלים ביתיים, אבל יש כאן ריכוז שכזה, הנה הטובים ביותר (בעיניי):

If you have 3 new coolers in the brewery, but 1 crappy old one for picnics

If you perform a 'mash-out' in the shower to halt enzyme action

If you watch your primary fermenter with the same intensity that a cat watches an aquarium

If the only time you clean your kitchen is just before brewing a new batch

If you've ever packed empty beer bottles home from camping

If you're a guy and you go to the bar to meet guys to talk homebrew with

If you rush to your closet if you hear the sound of glass breaking

If you're completely unaware that there's a Michael Jackson other than the beer writer

If you are the designated driver because you prefer not to drink mass produced beer

If your 4 year old asks Santa for a refractometer for you

If you do a protein rest when cooking spaghetti

If you actually look for cruddy sediment in the bottom of a beer, before you buy it

If you live in a small one bedroom apartment, and you have two refridgerators

If you get all your exercise from moving carboys

If you hate to wash the family dishes, but think nothing about standing over a sink for hours cleaning empty bottles

If your wife starts buying two of every kitchen utensil so she doesn't have to search the brewery when it's time to cook

If your asked your phone company if they have a phone number ending in 1056

If you can name at least 10 different varieties of hops, but can't name 10 congressmen

If you plan your family vacations by which breweries you can visit

If you've tasted the finest commercial beer and said, "I can do better."

If you have 45 gallons of bottled beer in the basement and wonder if you should double the batch you are brewing on Saturday

If you've ever had 6 or more cases of EMPTY beer bottles in your house before you had a party, not after

If you cancel a date because your wort hasn't reached pitching temperature yet

If you don't think that 10 gallons of beer is a lot

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